You Know You're a Mom When....

You know you're a mom when....

-Your only place of quiet refuge between naps is the bathroom, and sometimes, even that quiet place is bombarded with chubby fingers reaching underneath the door.

-You find yourself dressing kids in the same outfit they wore the day before because they only wore it for a few hours, it isn't dirty (yet), and adding to the ever growing pile of laundry is just not what you want to do right now.

-You go to pull out your wallet from the diaper bag and in the process you pull out what seems like hundreds of toys.

-You can makeshift a baby wipe if you run out.

-Some days aren't necessarily about what your kids eat, just the point that they're eating is a small miracle.

-You find your DVR has lots of random shows, like Mad Money, set to record daily.

-You can find a pacifier in the middle of the night, in the pitch black, wedged as far under the crib as humanly possible.

-Thinking about your kids going off to college makes you tear up.

-You find yourself completely and totally capable of understanding the jibber jabber of a two year old, but asking "what?" a million times to someone speaking clear English.

-Sometimes you watch the Disney Channel when you're all alone because you're so used to having it on.

-You can sleep through the worst thunderstorms, but if there's even one tiny cough or cry through the monitor, you're up in a flash.

-The best thing about waking up are the smiling faces waiting for you in their room.